I would like to publicly apologise to ASDA for breaking one of their 770g of Bolognese sauce jars all over their floor… It was obviously me who did it, as you know from my embarrassed face… and the gorgeous tomato sauce splash all over my jeans (I could have gone running and smearing tomato sauce all over the other people’s trausers, but you would have still guessed that it had been me). I want to apologise also for the ‘I broke it’ sentence I muttered to the guy who came to clean it, stating the obvious. I would also like to apologise for not even offering to pay the broken jar, but standing there like a numpty noding my head for no reason.
I want to tahnk the guy who was on his knees cleaning it, who was very nice and polite and told me that it was ok, that I could continue with my shopping… and who seconds later regreted having told me that, since I just went straight to the tomato jar section again to get another one. From his face I can guess he thought I was going to break that one too… but I didn’t! So that’s something I guess…
ese es mi niño!
Had me laughing the first time I heard the story… had me in hysterics now. You omitted the fact that your trousers had become “tomatoed” in the former!