The Stork, The Guinea Pig & The Elephant

Dear Sofia,

 

Until fairly recent I didn’t have a bad word to say about you. To be honest, I didn’t have a word to say about you either way, good or bad, since we both lived our lives knowing of the existence of each other (me through you being the official representation of… Open Letter To Sofia, Queen Of Spain

For whatever reason (I'm still trying to find why I've decided this) I have made up my mind and I'm going to start 'cleaning' my life. I want to de-clutter it. Just slightly though, don't want big changes - at least not right now. I just want to clear up some space, let go of… Social Cleaning

I don't know anyone who is happy walking into the hospital's A&E (or ER, whatever you want to call it) because something hurts, either internally or externally. I don't know anyone who goes to the A&E thinking 'hell! Didn't have anything to do today so I'll spend some hours in here wasting my time and… Note To Hospitals

 I have just seen the first Xmas advert on television. It's the first of October. This is wrong, wrong, wrong. Absolutely wrong. So wrong it is not and will never be right. Wroooong. It's three months away people!! Let me enjoy the no-Xmas time! There, I said it. Phew, got that out my chest…