The Stork,
                The Guinea Pig
                                    & The Elephant

I am, honest. I’m trying to stay positive today, for a change. I want to make it a positive day. Today I’m going to be positive. Now don’t talk to me and leave me be in my little possitive bubble. I am trying really hard not to explode… In my positive day, I have no bills to pay. I have a job which treats me fair, a payslip that is akin to my abilities, and Santa Clause exists. Today, the tooth fairy has joined the Easter Bunny and Cupid, and are all around the world spreading love and cuteness. Today, spiders are not eight-legged freaks, racism is a kind of vegetable, and Bush doesn’t exist.

Because today I am trying to be positive. And if anyone does anything to prevent it, I will get my positive bazooka and eradicate their positive ass…

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