Things I Have Learnt (Or Not) Today

1.- Talking nicely to the radiator that is besides me at work won’t prevent me from getting zapped by it three times. I had the tingly feeling you get after a mini electric shock in ‘me fingers’ for the whole morning.

2.- Apparently, eating a big bunch of chocolate cookies in front of work colleagues that are on a diet is evil. Them eating a bunch of carrots and telling you that one day you will get fat is perfectly fine.

Things I will learn tomorrow:

3.- What happens when you eat four ‘apple lattices’ in front of the same diet-enduring work colleague.

4.- What happens when you move the radiator that electrocutes you to another table and steal a better one from someone else…

3 Responses to “Things I Have Learnt (Or Not) Today”

  1. LadyRostand LadyRostand says:

    He he he, those are indeed valuable lessons :-D Thanks for the morning smile!

  2. A.Nurboe A.Nurboe says:

    I have another one for you (a personal favourite might I add…):

    5.- You are just back from a holiday in Spain. Not the best tan, but a good effort. Meet up with your British friends, and you roll up your sleeves matter-of-factly… It turns out, they don’t appreciate it when you stand next to them after you’ve been to the beach… ;)

    Great blog, keep it up!! :) x

  3. scott scott says:

    hey just wanted to say that this blogging thing your doing your good at it, keep it up well done!

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