Horoscopes….
For no other reason than pure boredom at work (and the fact that they are right besides my daily intake of Garfield comic strip laughs) I had a look at my horoscope today… I don’t believe in them to be honest, but today’s one reinforced the idea I’ve got about them:
Venus is now a positive influence to Jupiter (erm.. cheers?), so you can expect to feel good (I’m in such a bad mood, I pity the poor soul that chats to me right now), not getting too much work done (excuse me!? My manager ain’t in and I’m covering for him! That’s not working for you?). You feel at peace with the world (right now my thoughts about the world are nothing to do with ‘peaceful’…) and want to share your feelings (does that include getting a bazooka?). With Jupiter in your chart area of secret matters (whatever floats your boat, dear…) you will be kindness personified (erm.. didn’t you read the bazooka-buying comment?).
So maybe whoever wrote the horoscope today didn’t get it one hundred per cent right… but the Garfield strip made me laugh! And I wonder how difficult can the Sudoku quiz that’s in the same page be…